INSIDER'S GUIDE TO MALE VOCABULARY
Haven't I seen you before?"
--"Nice ass."
I'm a romantic."
--"I'm poor."
I need you."
--"My hand is tired."
I am different from all the other guys."
--"I am not circumcised."
I want a commitment."
--"I'm sick of masturbation."
You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
--"You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
I really want to get to know you better."
--"So I can tell my friends about it."
She's kinda cute."
--"I want to have sex with her 'til I'm blue."
I don't know if I like her."
--"She won't sleep with me."
I miss you so much."
--"I'm so horny my male roommate is starting to look
good."
"Was it good for you?"
--"I'm insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
--"Is my penis really that small?"
"Do you love me?"
--"I've done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you really love me?"
--"I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?"
--"I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you about it."
"I've got something to tell you."
--"Get tested."
"I'll give you a call."
--"I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than
see you again."
"I've been thinking a lot."
--"You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
--"You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you."
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