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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease  her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her.....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

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