Subject: Deserted
Islands
There are beautiful
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people
are stranded:
2 Italian men
and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later
on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following things have occurred:
One Italian
man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French
men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage
a trois.
The 2 German
men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the
German woman.
The 2 Greek
men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.
The 2 English
men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian
men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian
woman and they started swimming.
The two Japanese
men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two American
men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American
woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature
of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But
at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
The Irish began
by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey,
but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting
any.
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