_Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used by Asian Men  

10. I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.  

9. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows 
where I  am.  I carry this phone to call her back. 

8. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in  
 varsity volleyball and tennis. 

7. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic  
 from Street Fighter 2. 

6. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask.  Y'see, I'm finishing  
 my first year of residency in internal medicine. 

5. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."  

4. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried  
 rice! 

3. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all  
 the time! 

2. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Honda Civic 
 with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you  
 breathless? 

1. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality! .