Subject: JUDGMENT
Bill Clinton
dies and is on his way to Hell, at the gates he meets Judgment.
Judgment tells Clinton that Hell is full but he'll be replacing
one of the current inhabitants. He'll be given the choice of who
he will replace forever in Hell.
Three doors
appear before Clinton.
The first door
opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He's being worked over with a
blow torch. Clinton cringes, "That looks painful. I don't think
this is for me!"
Door #2 opens.
Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with
a pair of pliers. "I don't think so," Clinton insists.
Door #3 opens
and behind it is Ken Starr. He's bound hand and foot, naked. Kneeling
before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
"I can
handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
"Very
well," says Judgment, "Monica, you may go."
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