Subject: Bad
Day!
The next time
you think you're having a bad day recall that..........
1. The average
cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in
Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause
from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer
whale.
2. A woman came
home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically with
what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric
kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked
him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to
his Walkman.
3. Two animal
rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand
of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling
th two hapless protesters to death.
4. Iraqi terrorist,
Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came
back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Here's hoping
your day is better than any of these.
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