An Uplifting Archive -
Ouija Cat 2002

Imagine there is a bank that credits your account each morning with
$86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening deletes
whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would
you do?  Draw out every cent, of course!!!!

Each of us has such a bank. Its name is TIME. Every morning, it credits
you with 86,400 seconds.  Every night it writes off, as lost, whatever of this
you have failed to invest to good purpose. It carries over no balance. It
allows no overdraft.  Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night
it burns the remains of the day.

If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no going
back. There is no drawing against the "tomorrow". You must live in the
present on today's deposits.  Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in
health, happiness, and success!  The clock is running. Make the most of

To realize the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.

To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a
premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a 
silver medal in the Olympics.

Treasure every moment that you have!  And treasure it more because you
shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time. And
remember that time waits for no one.

Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is mystery
Today is a gift
That's why it's called the present!!
It's National Friendship Week
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed.
They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to
open their heart to us. 

Show your friends how much you care.....Send this to everyone you consider
a FRIEND. See if it comes back to you, if it does then you probably have a
friend for life. Let your friends know how much we appreciate them and
what they mean to you.

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